thesarcasmstore replied to your post: harrenhalsghost replied to your post:…
DAMN YOU BLAND WHITE DUDE FOR RUINING ALL YA ADAPTIONS. I FUCKING HATE THAT GUY.
HE IS WEARING A SALMON LONG-SLEEVED DRESS SHIRT AND WHITE SHORTS THAT GO A GOOD THREE INCHES ABOVE THE KNEE. HELP.
thesarcasmstore replied to your post: Thought roommate was going to be gone for the night.
I love that you are watching Heart of Dixie. Is it so you can have something to chat about to your parents?
I was looking for something incredibly bad to watch and I saw it and was like, “What the hell? Might as well have some common ground in our conversations.”
So maybe you’re just Samwise at the part where Frodo goes to the Gray Havens, but eventually you’ll get to Valinor and have hot sex with a gentleman who remembers his phone.
Welp, this officially sucks. Indies, now is your time to shine. Pull a Don Bluth and make some amazing and magical stuff okay?
Boo. Sarcasm and I were just discussing how much we miss hand-drawn animation.
Source: Laughing Squid
Belle disapproves of our shenanigans.
thesarcasmstore replied to your post: thesarcasmstore replied to your post: If anyone…
COME OVER! You’ll have to bring your own wine though. I don’t have much left.
SEND ME YOUR ADDRESS. I STILL DON’T HAVE IT.
thesarcasmstore replied to your post: If anyone could just come by and hug me tonight…
Ugh, me too. You could always come over and we could drink wine at 11 at night.
That is actually exactly what I need right now.
thesarcasmstore replied to your post: Women’s Studies Dude is actually kind of amusing…
unbehooving. *cackling* Oh God,we all know this dude
RIGHT?
He got mad because I was right about how affirmative action actually works, and then posted that I didn’t think sex work was degrading, nor that it was the responsibility of women to put on a good/proper face to “earn” rights.
I am exactly the kind of woman he hates.
thesarcasmstore replied to your post: thinkofmeasaplace replied to your photo: I have…
you should compile a best of and post them
I love the way you enable me.
Okay, Best of Kendra’s Yet-to-Be-Used GIFs 2013! (I can’t do just a Best Of. It would be too hard.)
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I will miss wine day, but dude, I am not leaving the house. Next week! ( also if your power goes out, come over so you don’t freeze mmmkay?)
Yeah, no, I would love wine day but this is not a day to be going anywhere. SOOOOON. And thank you!
I dreamed a Robin Hood-Paladin-Sinbad life...
I am always here for sassy Alfred. Either here or in the comics.
I hate to break it to you, but putting twenty spaces in between each paragraph does not mean you meet the page requirement.
Tickle Monster
I think it’s probably shark week because I stole a piece of cake from work and ate it with my bare hands as I was driving home.
#NOREGRETS
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