pixiepanache replied to your post: I just talked to Chuck Palahniuk on the phone.
HOW THE FUCK IS ASKING SOMONE OUT OVER THE PHONE WHILE THEY’RE AT WORK *THAT YOU’VE NEVER MET* OKAY?!
IT REALLY ISN’T I DON’T KNOW WHY THEY THOUGHT IT WAS.
THEY KNEW MY LAST NAME, TOO.
IT WAS WEIRD.
AND THEY DIDN’T EVEN ASK ME OUT/CALL THEMSELVES. THEY GOT A FRIEND TO DO IT FOR THEM.
ARE WE IN THIRD GRADE?


