Guys. There is a White People Mourning Romney tumblr. And it contains gems like this.
That moment when Aragorn’s self-esteem is brought down by a hobbit.
#dear diary #today I overheard the hobbits calling me ugly and foul-feeling #blew my diet eating a pound of lembas moistened with my tears #what is the point of any of it if I’m still ugly and foul-feeling #like growing up with a shitload of elves didn’t give me enough issues #no consideration #none whatsoever #I hope those little fucks drown on the way to Mordor
I’m so fucking sick of seeing stories like “Oklahoma senators voted to defund disaster relief, but they are still getting AID. HYPOCRITES.”
I think it’s probably shark week because I stole a piece of cake from work and ate it with my bare hands as I was driving home.