It’s long out of warranty. It’s not a complete lost cause yet. It’s currently sitting in some rice, where I will leave it until morning. If it still doesn’t work then, it’ll be on to opening it up and trying to clean it. There were no sparks and no crackling, which is a good sign. And then we’ll go from there.
But right now I’m just going to sit here and drink some rum and try to pretend my life has not become a series of unfortunate events.