What National Day Is On Your Birthday

thesarcasmstore:

unknowablewoman:

rumblesketch:

brizstuck:

THANKSGIVING. AHAHAHHAAHA. 
*cries everywhere, collapses in a heap*
I don’t really like turkey… 

Oh yeah I remember these.

“Threading the Needle Day.” Hm, okay then. :|

celluloidlove! Our birthday is NATIONAL GOOF-OFF DAY!

LAAAAAZZZY DAY.  Perfect.

National Chocolate Pudding Day.

I APPROVE.

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  1. snakesincoconuts reblogged this from sakka and added:
    21 of December… National… Sex day..? What? Okay.
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  3. mapception reblogged this from wheesnaw and added:
    I guess you’re right. It could be worse, huh?
  4. wheesnaw reblogged this from mapception and added:
    Fuck you, purple’s great. I’ll find you a purple muted something. MINE’S SQUARE DANCE DAY. JFC GDI
  5. godofromance reblogged this from evilbiggering and added:
    I know this shit by heart JUNE 23RD MOTHER FUCKING IVAN KUPALA DAY jumping over badass fire and skinny dipping in lakes...
  6. skeptikitty reblogged this from wtfmargot and added:
    International Polar Bear Day. :)
  7. britishgirlbornamerican reblogged this from friedpickle and added:
    National Suckling Pig Day…. :/…xD
  8. imrosengarten reblogged this from cutecherry and added:
    Gunpowder Day, that is Guy Fawkes Day. Love my B-day
  9. cutecherry reblogged this from ravenbloodstone and added:
    Hot and Spicy Food International Day and National Nothing Day National Nothing Day…
  10. friedpickle reblogged this from ice-fireinawindtunnel and added:
    Christian Feast Day…. Hoooplah!
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  12. jeffersontrachea reblogged this from assbakas-incorporated and added:
    Veteran’s Day.
  13. ice-fireinawindtunnel reblogged this from tontontonberry and added:
    International No diet day! hahaha like I was going to anyway…
  14. hopelessromantic369 reblogged this from tsunderearmageddons and added:
    hopelessromantic369: Sep 27….Crush A Can Day lol
  15. kylawl reblogged this from flamingtoshiya and added:
    September 22…National Hobbit day. I apparently share the same birthday with Frodo and Bilbo…YESSS.
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  17. my-god-theres-blood-everywhere reblogged this from wtfmargot and added:
    I already knew that May 4th is INTERNATIONAL STAR WARS DAY!
  18. assbakas-incorporated reblogged this from thefangirlingwarmage and added:
    September 14 is … National Cream-filled Donut Day Awwww yeeeaaaah
  19. fabulousmeimei reblogged this from thefangirlingwarmage and added:
    The link’s broken, so I looked around on the internet. So June 9th is either Donald Duck Day… Or National Sex Day...
  20. thefangirlingwarmage reblogged this from sherlywats and added:
    Armilustrium, the holiday of the Roman Empire where festivals were held to honor the god of war. l3 Hell to the freakin’...
  21. doofdoof reblogged this from alexeilaughingalonewithblastia and added:
    alright cool good site
  22. sexyballoffluff reblogged this from invaderchloe000 and added:
    national chocolate puding day! YES! my next birthday cake will now involve it, to celebrate!!! *happy flailing*
  23. darknessrising769 reblogged this from kinkyfandoms
  24. sweetlypsychotic reblogged this from crazymissmacy and added:
    Easter |3 *trololol there’s something weird about that*
  25. oosummersnowoo reblogged this from juststephjubjub and added:
    January 13 National Peach Melba Day TOTALLY OKAY WITH THIS
  26. puffywuffy reblogged this from kai-kstar
  27. fluffbomb reblogged this from royalbloodshed and added:
    Pack Rat Day O.O
  28. royalbloodshed reblogged this from franzkaiser and added:
    Festival For The Souls Of Dead Whales WHAT.
  29. fishisherman reblogged this from homuras and added:
    fire day yes yes
  30. bumblebeewhisper reblogged this from frickingloki and added:
    Festival of Popular Delusions….. great….
  31. sassy-gay-immortal reblogged this from dancinglashatumbai and added:
    12th May is International Nurses day. Sounds like something in the Silent Hill games.
  32. christobear reblogged this from penisgrays0n and added:
    February 28 - National Pancake Day!
  33. bootybeachpatrol reblogged this from lokilopt and added:
    National Beheading Day OK
  34. bubblegumbullets reblogged this from therantsofnelldog and added:
    September 13th… National Peanut Day? :O Okay then…
  35. kittenkunt reblogged this from sigma-enigma and added:
    October 21 is….. Pumpkin Cheesecake day. yesssssssss
  36. anonymous-cookie reblogged this from one-cheek-wonder and added:
    June 22 is national eclair day. my first initial is E and my middle name is Claire. wat
  37. penisgrays0n reblogged this from your-right-is-wrong and added:
    July 28th NATIONAL MILK CHOCOLATE DAY!
  38. your-right-is-wrong reblogged this from therantsofnelldog and added:
    August 21 is … National Spumoni Day
  39. taokakaboom reblogged this from alexeilaughingalonewithblastia and added:
    10/25: Punk For A Day Day Makes sense.

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