It seems to Werner as if all the boys around him are intoxicated…as if they ward off a vast and inevitable tidal wave of anguish only by staying forever drunk on rigor and exercise and gleaming boot leather.
Yes, by all means, please bypass the multiple tens and twenties in your wallet to give me a hundred dollar bill for your miniscule purchase.
Oh my god kids it is 11:30 either play your music quieter or close your goddamn windows so I can’t hear it from my bedroom. I want to murder you all.
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"I am deeply, ridiculously in love with you. And above everything else I just want to be with you forever."
Today so far has consisted of finally taking care of an adulting thing that had been looming over my head (that was, of course, very simple and took almost no time at all), drinking coffee downtown while planning meals, going grocery shopping (so much fresh produce!), and making cauliflower stir fry with enough sriracha to make my nose run.